Salt

I woke up this morning feeling that my body was retaining too much water.

Possibly, it might have something to do with the amount of salt intake I have in recent days.

Then, while tossing and turning around in my bed, and, complaining about why I have to wake up and not wanting to go pee pee, I heard this voice in my ear... go drink some water...

I thought to myself...

What the hell... already retaining too much water.

The voice explained...

To flush the salt out... 8-O lol

So I went drank some water and went to the washroom, wishing to flush salt out as per suggested by my voice.