Collateral damage

On my way to my friends' house for a dinner, this friend of mine said to me...

"Don't eat too much." (OK... message taken...) 8-O lol

Arriving at my friends' house, mama of the house looked at me and said...

"We gotta start losing weight..." (OK... the sign is everywhere... I see... 8-O lol)

So as we sat down for the meal, somewhere along the line I made a comment like...

"Gotta really lose some weight... It's looking like it is 9 months old..."

Then, I thought the number is a bit too much of an exaggeration... and as I was to perform some self-correction... Papa of the house and I spoke at the same time...

"More like 5 months old..." 8-O lol

So mark my story about the "collateral damage" of the holidays.... 8-O lol