My name is 張金寶

When I was much younger, I thought it is very vain to be talking about money even though I am very vain anyways even though I didn't have the guts to admit it.  8-O lol

My genius stroke just now and I told my parents...

"I want to change my name to "張金寶."  The price of gold has gone sky-rocketing nowadays."

Wow... the worth of gold at my weight... wow... I worth at least a couple million bucks.

My sense of self-worth suddenly elevated.  8-O lol