Anyone reading?

Three concepts people should have gotten so far shall they have been reading my blog...

1. Illusions: I will win a Nobel peace prize with my verbal diarrhea lol
2. Hallucinations: This voice pop up in my head saying, "You have to calm your head down." You just hear them voices and you don't really need to believe in them.
3. Delusions: I believe someone else is staring at the screen through my eyes right now as I am typing.

The assumption here is that... someone really is reading...

Anyone reading? Or why do I never gotten those comments kinda thing? If you do, please post a comment-- even to say hi is fine.

On the other hand, it does make it easier to write to have, at least, an imaginary audience.